Comments on: The Hectic Horse Show

By: Joley

Joley — Tue, 18 Nov 2014 12:21:16 +0000

When I got to the horse show I figured it was going to be an interesting day. I had planned on entering 40 classes, but I saw that there were at least 60,000,000 horse trailers in the parking lot so I knew that meant I’d be there until Tuesday. So that I wouldn’t get my show clothes dirty, I pulled on my Teal mini skirt and a pair of tight boots and trudged up to the horse show office. The horse show secretary wore a smile on her face and she was wearing a zookeeper’s outfit, which seemed rather odd. Nonetheless, I used a pencil that looked like it had been chewed on by a vulture to fill out the entry form and paid my 1 dollar for the day. My exhibitor number was 12, which was scribbled in Pink on the back of a cereal box. Somehow, I was able to stick that on my back as I got ready to show. My horse was pretty fresh in the warm-up ring. I can’t blame him, as the other horses were behaving like a herd of gorillas. Then I went to study my jumping course. Much to my surprise, it looked like a road map of Dallas. The jumps were created out of couches and parts of cars. Instead of water jump my horse was supposed to leap over a pool of root beer. Well, I had paid all that money, so when my number was called, I started the course. Let’s just say my performance felt like a trip on Thunder Mountain. Believe it or not, I ended up winning first place! Along with a blue ribbon I won a silver studded saddle and a coupon worth $100,000,000 dollars to Rods western wear. That prize made the day worth it!

By: gottalovehorses

gottalovehorses — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 10:00:51 +0000

When I got to the horse show I figured it would be and interesting day. I had planned to enter 847 classes but I saw there were at least 1,000,000000,0000 of horse trailers in the parking lot, so I knew I’d be there until friday. So I wouldn’t get my show clothes dirty, I pulled on my magenta leg warmers and a pair of orange high heels. and trudged to the horse show office. The horse show secretary wore a smirk on her face and was wearing a pilot’s outfit, which seemed rather odd. Nonetheless, I I used a dry erase marker that looked like it had been chewed by a ostrich. to fill out the entry form and paid my 500,000,000,000,000,000 dollars for the day. My exhbitor number was 048627 which was scribbled in pink ink on the back of a rice krispies box. Somehow I was able to stick that on my back as I got ready to show. My horse was pretty fresh in the warm-up ring. I cant blame him, as the other horses were behaves like a herd of seals. Then I went to study my jumping course. Much to my surprise, it looked like a road map of Miami. The jumps were created out of futons and parts of car fenders.Instead of a water jump, my horse was supposed to leap over a pool of orange cream
soda. Well, I had paid all the money, so when my number was called I started the course. Let’s just say my performance felt like a trip to Six Flags. Belive it or not, I got first place! Along with the blue ribbon I got a chalkboard and a coupon worth 1 dollars to Office Depot. That prize made the day worth it!

By: Jaime

Jaime — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 12:34:38 +0000

now that’s a horse show!

By: Bryleigh

Bryleigh — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:58:51 +0000

What a show!

By: Periwinkle

Periwinkle — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 09:37:54 +0000

haha i wish we had jumps like that

By: Clare

Clare — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:07:03 +0000

okay, i guess. got a little kid laughing at tv. sooooooooo annoying. couldn’t read much, too loud. Can’t get away from noise… AHHHHHHHHHHH! Having a melt down, going to die of noise! IT STOPPED!!!!! I will live!!!!!!

By: Ally

Ally — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 13:35:26 +0000

That SOOOOOOOOOOO sounds like my day at the show!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Skye

Skye — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 13:17:37 +0000

Haha, sounds like the normal, everyday show!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:12:20 +0000

wow that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!