Comments on: The Rare Mare https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/ Wed, 14 May 2025 10:20:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 By: Annie https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-411355 Sun, 15 Nov 2015 13:52:54 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-411355 Lol! This was hilarious. Here’s what mine turned out to be:
I’d like to introduce you to my new mare, Genevieve. By looking at her you might think I paid 10 thousand million trillion dollars for such a colorful horse, but actually I traded 2 McDonalds for her. I’ve been told that’s a real bargain for a horse registered with the Snickers Pants Horse Society of Alaska. I feel so honored! Usually, only people who work as a shoemaker own these horses. Like most of her breed, my mare is primarily purple with a mane that makes her look like Taylor Swift. My mare’s tail is mostly blue. According to tradition, every Halloween I’m supposed to comb her tail and tie a Squash to the end. The rest of the time I keep it neat and tidy by shampooing it with Coke. I use a Blouse as a tail bag. My long-term goal is to take my mare to Venice where there will be a breed inspection. If my mare is good enough, she’ll be awarded a miniature horse to wear around her neck, symbolizing that she’s earned the status of Stinky Mare. I will have to wait a while, because I have to save up negative 10 billion dollars because the only way to get my mare to the inspection is by Submarine. And I have to pay Goldilocks to handle her for the jury. I know it’s a lot of trouble, but owning such a rare mare is worth it!

]]> By: Janet https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-406043 Sun, 28 Jun 2015 19:41:12 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-406043 I printed this for my niece to do while she was in the hospital after she fell out of her apple tree trying to get a treat for her pony. She loves them!!!!!!

]]> By: Jaime https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-383203 Mon, 14 Jul 2014 14:21:27 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-383203 these can get to be too funny!!! gotta love ’em.

]]> By: sakura https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-379291 Tue, 13 May 2014 13:05:50 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-379291 Olivia, that was

h i l a r i o u s !!!!!
oh may gosh I can’t stop laughing! I want Cinderella to take care of MY horse!

]]> By: Cassidy https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-366062 Sun, 27 Oct 2013 21:16:27 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-366062 Love these! Make me laugh everytime!

]]> By: Sam https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-356617 Sat, 22 Jun 2013 13:28:32 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-356617 Haha these are funny!

]]> By: sarah https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-346460 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:00:32 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-346460 too cute

]]> By: Olivia https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-339435 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 09:59:54 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-339435 hahahah! Funny! This is mine:
I’d like to introduce you to my new mare, Sierra. By looking at her you might think I paid 42 dollars for such a blue horse, but i actually traded 600 cows for her. I’ve been told that a real bargain for a horse registed with the Mr.Goodbar Pants Horse Society of The USA. I feel so honored! Usually these horse are only owned by people who work as a nurse. Like most of her breed, my mare os primarily bay with a mane that makes her look like Britiny Spears. My mares tail is mostly gray. According to tradition, every halloween, I’m supposed to comb her tail and tie a carrot to the end. The rest of the time i keep it neat and tidy by shampooing it with beer. I use a hunt coat as a tail bag. My long term goal is to take my mare to Albany, were there will be a breed inspection. If my mare is good enough, she will be awarded a mini Bicycle, to wear around her neck, symbolizing she has earned the status of small mare. I will have to wait, while because i have to save up 10,000 dollars because the only way to get my mare to the inspection is by City Bus. and i have to pay cinderella to handle her for the jury. I know it’s alot of trouble, but ownining such a rare mare is worth it!

]]> By: collie https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-281884 Sun, 11 Sep 2011 15:25:32 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-281884 I LOVE horses. I have a model horse website. It is called
http://www.shiningstarstable.webs.com

]]> By: Rachel https://www.horseillustrated.com/horse-community-horse-libs-the-rare-mare/#comment-279173 Tue, 23 Aug 2011 14:16:38 +0000 /horse-community/horse-libs/the-rare-mare.aspx#comment-279173 I LOVE libs

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