- Your school book report is on the Dover Saddlery catalog.
- You hurt your foot and tell your friends you came up lame.
- You are elated when a nice pair of jeans is ripped or stained because you just gained a new pair of comfortable riding jeans!
- You see a great looking guy riding a horse and only notice the horse.
- You lean forward as your car goes over a speed bump.
- The only shoes you have are covered in mud and manure.
- You quickly hop out of bed at 5am to head to a big horse show when just the day before you hit the snooze alarm over and over until you were late for work.
- You tie your tennis shoes in a quick release knot.
- You walk behind your car and touch it so it knows you are there.
- You’d rather muck stalls than clean your house.
- You go on vacation and call twice a day to check on the horses and forget to ask about the kids.
- You see a golf course and think about how that would make great pastureland.
- Towing capacity and wheel base are more important to you than gas mileage.
- Your friends and family check the barn before the house to see if you are home.
- You refer to your bedroom as your stall.
- You’re spending more money on hay to make your horse “go” than gas for your car.
- You’re the only girl on your block whose favorite shoes are a pair of muck boots.
- Your hair style is determined by how well it’ll fit underneath a helmet.
- All the “good carrots” are saved for your horse but the “bad carrots” go into the pot of stew you’re fixing for dinner.
- You cut your finger and you have to run out to the tackroom because that’s where all your first aid supplies are located.
- When there’s just as much horse hair on your clothes as on your horse.
- You say “whoa” as you hit your car brakes.
- Your horse’s shampoo is more expensive than your human shampoo.
- Your horse gets his dinner before your kids do.
- You go to the supermarket in your breeches and boots.
- Your horse’s stable is spotless and your house is always a mess.
- Your veterinarian is number one on your speed dial and your husband is number two.
You’d rather muck out a stall than go to the mall.
…when you ride yor horse instead of tour car.
…when she comes between you and your boyfriend and you sooo choose her
….you find your riding crop in your briefcase at work
My mom and I got a “kick” out of it
Very Cute! Aren’t all those sayings the truth!
I like this article because it shows funny ways that people are horse lovers.
you ride your bike with your $200 riding helmet cause you can’t find your biking one!
I LOVE THIS ARTICLE!!! I Fit almost all of them ha ha!!!!
you know you’re a horse lover when theres a picture of your horse in your locket instead of your boyfriend.
I love it!! What a great barrel of chuckles.
im like every one except for the husband part
…when everyone looks at you funny because your wearing your riding colthes and boots to church.
you know your a horse lover when your mom buys carrots and apples and when shes not looking you take em and hide them and she turns around she has a look of “Now i know i bought some carrots and where are those apples” and all you can do is snicker
when your mom gets mad cause all you do is bug her to go to the barn at 7:30 and dont leave until 9:00
when you fall off and you laugh about it whill people swarm you asking “are you ok?”
when you use the same mane and tail shampoo and then take it to your barn to give your horse a bath,then put it back in the shower
whenpeople see you youre either on a horse or next to one
COOL!
when you go to school and tell the teacher your horse ate your homework cause you do it in the barn
Absolutly LOVE them i fit almost all! Ha Ha Ha!!
I also rather spend my time in hot woods horse back than at a fancy ball party!
You spend 7 months mucking stalls, raising money to buy your dream horse instead of a car and use your moms old one instead
you refer to your boyfriend as your longtime companion, your horse.
Only horse people know it’s always their fault.
…you like the smell of manure better than your sweet smelling fabric softner.
you spend more time grooming your horse than yourself
You skip parites for horsehows
you refer to your horse as your kid
you own 22 head of horses, but want to rent a horse to ride while on vacation
…you love the smell of wet horse blanket
…you dont mind picking the horse poo out of the feed bucket with your bare hands
When the horse fell to his knee’s i got up to see if he was okay
…When you car smells like the barn and your family member has to use a new car
You set out to train your dog and make the click click sound as you would to get your horses attention.
when your whole house smells like dirty horse blankets and you dont even notice
your horse gets groomed more than yourself…
When you’re out to dinner or wherever people you don’t like, start talking about horses and see how fast they want to leave your company. Works every time. LOL
when your wardrobe contains halters and bridles instead of clothes.
You spend more time making your horse look good than yourself.
People don’t bother asking if that’s mud on your boots anymore.
You hate when loved ones ask you whether you love them or the horse more.
You’ll go 20 miles out of your way to buy that orthepedic pad your horse needs, but you don’t want to go 3 miles out of the way to pick up a birthday present you forgot to purchase for your human friend.
You’d prefer that your husband not get you all that expensive jewelry- he should put it towards something more practical- like high-quality grain for your performance horse.
you look at your school’s soccer field and think how great it would be if the cheerleaders rode horses instead of waving pom poms.
you worry about how fat you look in your britches rather than in your evening gowns.
you never throw away your horse magazines, even the old ones, nor do you cut them apart.
every rope or piece of leather you encounter, you check it for bridle or halter quality.
youre not usually a defensive person until someone makes a rude comment about horses.
your childhood dream was to make it to the olympics and win a huge pile of gold medals, like anky van grunsven and salinero.
when you were in 5th grade, you didnt know how to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but you were quick as a whip when the subject came to explaining the difference between western riding and english riding.
you would rather have a horse for your 16th birthday rather than a car.
youre squeamish about cleaning your toilet, but you dont care when it comes to mucking out stalls.
you have more pictures of horses than your family.
think about horses about horsesat least five times in one blink.
you prefer horses instead of horsepower.
you hear the word “horse” everytime someone says “house”.
you imagine yourself as a horse every time you do move.
you can feel invisible horse ears flicking back and forth in reaction on your head.
your horse gets new shoes before you.
You take care of your horse better than you take care of your husband.
Your a horse lover when, You wake up and go out to see your horse and don’t care what people think of you but do care about what people think of your horse.
You know you’re a horse lover when you use your horses curry comb on yourself.
you confess to your husband you are in love with another man (your vet)
your co-workers ask “does your barn look this messy?” you reply “NOT a chance cleaner, you couldn’t find a speck of dust in my barn” and proud of it….
You know your a horse lover when the smell of horse sweat and leather trigger some of your fondest memories.
You know you’re a horse lover when your boyfriend says “It’s me or that horse!” It’s been 10 years and I still have that horse. Wonder how that boyfriend is doing?!
You know your a horse lover when you yell “whoa” to stop your child from running into the street after a ball.
You know your a horse lover when your house plants get moved outside to make room for the saddle rack in your living room.
when you reach into your pockets and pull out hay.
You know you’re a horse lover when you buy a Mustang car just because it has a horse on it.
you know your a horses lover then the 1st thing you do after work is go check on your horses.and the 1st thing you do in the morning when you wake .
You know your a horse lover when you see a freight elevator to a basement, check the poundage capacity, see that its 2000 pounds, then make plans to take your horse there in case of a tornado.
You know your a horse lover when you decorate your hair-style with pieces of hay before you go out.
You Know You’re a Horse Lover When… You can’t find any clean clothes.
You Know You’re a Horse Lover When… Your only clean clothes are you show outfits.
You Know You’re a Horse Lover When… When you always smell like horse.
You Know You’re a Horse Lover When… your favorite perfume is the smell of your horse
…when you fall off your horse and every one want to call 911, but you say your all right.
…you want to get right back on when you fall off and crack your ribs
~*~You know you’re a horse lover when…. you click at people in the grocery store line to go faster :).~*~
When your friends are constantly picking hay out of your hair..
These are great!
So funny
Kudos!
Those are all so true. lol
once i did this a
Love the site, but it needs more ways to earn points!!!
…when you thick how can the girll down the street live with so much money and land but not ride horses.
you know that you are a horse lover when you are driving your car and you two point over speed bumps.
I know I am a horse lover because I spend too much time hoping for a new pitchfork that picks up the smallest manure particles. All my friends only talk to me about horse related subjects or I am not interested in anything pedestrian. My relatives ask me about my horse before I will talk about family events. I go to parties and show pictures of my horses. All my email is related to horse insurance, liability insurance, wearing helmts by children, care of community barn and horse shows.
…When your mother comes over and is horrified that you wash you underwear with polo wraps.
Time with your horse is much more important than accepting and going on a date.
When you don’t understand the meaning of dresses, and, your horse has more fans, heaters, and blanket’s than you do!
You’re about to get divorced and all you can think of is how to make sure you keep the horses!!
When your signature perfume-scent is horse sweat and hay.
You Whistle to you’re husband when you want him to come over to you.
…your not allowed to eat untill you’ve fed the horses
It’s below 10 degrees outside,at night, but you still go out to feed your horses, because you want them to eat 3 times a day…
…You suggest to your princepal to turn the soccar field into a pasture.
-You know your a horse lover when… your christmas wish list consists of only 3-4 non-horsey items.
-You know your a horse lover when… You could careless about your mail and bills, but when you know a horse magasine is coming in, you go nuts a week before waiting for it!
-You know your a horse lover when… Your driving in your car and see a nice side road or walking trail and think of how nice that would be to stroll down on your horse right now.
-You know your a horse lover when… You go to buy a new pair of shoes, and decide you need to put new shoes on your horse, so your running shoes go back on the store shelf.
-You know your a horse lover when… You search Itunes for songs with the key words “horse”, “pony”, or “horseback riding.”
-You know your a horse lover when… your whole room is horse stuff, including dirty breeches and boots.
-You know your a horse lover when… you hear the weather forcast that its going to rain and it ruins your whole day, cause of course you wanted to be at the barn!
or the opposite…
you hear the weather forcast that its going to be sunny, so you cancel your shopping plans with friends so you can be at the barn!
-You know your a horse lover when… the clothes that no longer fit you, go out to the barn as cleaning rags.
-You know your a horse lover when… You go through the mcdonald’s/Burger Kind drive thru for some fries. Than sit in the saddle in a parking spot, eating them.
-You know your a horse lover when… your sitting in a chair at school, wondering why your heals cant do down any further, than realize the floor is under you.
-You know your a horse lover when… You cant climb a 2 foot stoll cause your affraid of heights, but you ride a 17.5 hand horse.
Your at the feed store more often than the supermarket.
-When you kiss your horse more than you kiss your husband/boyfriend.
-When you head to the tanning bed in Wrangler’s, Columbia Vest, & a Pair of Justin’s.
-Your friends always know what your weekend plans are.
you know your a horse lover when… you find yourself practicing ways to braid mane and tail on your own head.
You know your a horse lover when…you go down the vitamin aisle at your local grocery store and see all the things there that would be good for your horse.
You know you’re a horse lover when… you ask your husband for a shiny new show saddle rather than diamonds, or the other way around: horses are forever, diamonds are silly to wear at the barn.
you know your a horse lover when you think your bike is a horse. You say whoa to stop, and say comeon to go and when you fall you say “easy there”
…you race out to the barn after a date with your boyfriend,put your nose real close to her horses neck and inhale because it smells better than your boyfriends calone
you have to test taste yor horses food before he eats it.
You have a semester test coming up and your main concern is to exercize you horse
…you buy your daughter a 15.3 hh “pony” for Christmas even though she’s only 6 months old!
…. you see it raining outside and think about asking your parents to bring your horse in your room “just for the night”
… you have Pony Club ratings AND a huge math test coming up, and when you take the test you say thet the square root of 81 is bog spavin
or…
…when there is a tornado in town, everyone has to evacuate the school, and all of your friands are worried about their parents that work in town and you’re saying, “I hope my horse is all right…”
… you have no place to hang the family photo because theres already a picture of your horse in every available space on your wall.
You would rather spend your money at the local tack store, then the mall.
When you love to kiss your whiskered horse, but then complains your boyfriend needs to shave. 🙂
i love the one about the horses wiskers and the boyfreind. that is what my barn manger always saays.
i lovereading these!
When you talk to your horse more than your spouse.
And instead of giving someone directions to turn “left” and “right,” you tell them to “gee” or “haw.”
…when you make that odd little giddyup noise to get your kids moving…and they actually start moving.
your horse gets new shoes more often than you do.
people frequently pick hay out of your hair/ off your clothes.
you break up with your boy/girlfriend because your horse doesn’t like him/her.
…The only thing decorated in christmas lights is your horse trailer. (I’ve seen this)
…When someone says you smell like crap and you take it as a compliment. (heard this haha)
You often find your hair in your horse’s mane and tail comb.
…you brush your hair with your horses tail brush.
WHEN YOU CAN MEASURE FEED AND FEED BETTER THEN YOU CAN COOK
I LOVE THE THINGS THAT ARE POSTED ON HERE, I WISH I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO POST
…you smell all your cloths and wear the one shirt that smells like the barn.
aint all these true I do this all the time
yeah this is all pretty much true u care more about animals
….You are stuck in line at the check out counter at the grocery store, and you start clucking to the person ahead of you.
You know your a horse lover when you call a sick friend to see how their doctors appointment went and you ask them “What did the vet say?”
when you go into you’re bathroom and there’s butte, dewormer, and windpuff ointment in your cabinet and mane&tail in your bathtub, but no people shampoo!! p.s. I really do use main&tail
walk your dog and tell her ha and ho for go and stop!!
when you forget the way to your new house but never forget the way to the stables.
i have one…..
the e-mail didnt work for me
you know your a horse lover when….
instead of deciding between Coach and Louis Vuitton your deciding between exselle or Bates
the email didn’t work for me either, so heres mine.
you know your a horse lover when…
you forget to take off your spurs and accidentally wear them out to dinner.
lol, true story:)
you know your a horse lover when you have hay in your bra and when your walking with your friends in the mall and instead of saying “hey, lets go in here” you say “whoa”!
the email didn’t work for me to make it unanomouse..i have one OK,you know you’re a horse lover when, you would rather hang out with your riding instructor instead of your boyfriend…
also, I fit in alllllll of them except the husband one….
My email wouldn’t work either soooooooo, here’s mine:
You know when your a horse lover when:
You call the vet when your horse looks cross-eyed, but your family member has to be on their death bed before you call the doctor,
Your paycheck barely covers your food bill, but all your horses eat premium foods, and:
All the other girls are planning their vacations ,whileyour planning future horse shows! Hope you liked them!
You know you’re a horse lover when you cluck to your children to get them to move over.
the email thingy isn’t working for me neither soo here is mine….
You know when your a horse lover when someone ask what perfume you are wearing and you tell them the name of your horse
You know you are horse lover when you spend all day out in the pasture, mud and muck with the horses but refuse to clean the house!
you know you’re a horselover when all your podcasts on your i-pod, are horse-related(stable scoop radio show, horsegirl tv, equitrekkikng, etc…)
when your friends say “man, you’re quiet!”, and you just shrug and say, “you aren’t talking about horses”
It’s as simple as that!
when you run around the store making horse nosies
when you start clucking while trying to speed people up and yelling Ho! when you want them to stop.
When you take your dogs on a walk and they lag behind, you say, “Come on! Trot!” and you start clucking.
you spend hours cleaning a horse stall but not cleaning the house;
your horse (or even your saddle) are cleaner than your room;
others are thinking about brands of nail polish and you’re thinking about grooming supplies;
when you tell your friends you’re busy on the weekend and spend the whole time with your horse!
You know you’re a horse lover when your pets don’t walk, walk faster, and run. They walk, trot, canter, and gallop.
You know you’re a horse lover when you act like you’re your horse and jump things.
You know you’re a horse lover when you run into the store to pick something up after riding and you forgot you never took your helmet off.
You know you’re a horse lover when you have boot tans in the summer. (:
You know your a horse person when…
you go shopping in the city and someone asks you why you’re wearing big rubber boots and why there’s string(a.k.a straw/hay) on them.
you/your friend get hurt riding and wait untill after chores are done to see if there are any broken bones! and then show up at the hospital in barn boots(rubbers) and pants that are covered in mud,straw and what ever else you fell in. 🙂
-when you get compliments on your breeches and people ask when that trend started
-your house also looks like a barn
-your horse looks better than you do
-your car, covered in horse hair, is the one you take to a big even.. in your black dress
haha
you make clicky noises to slow people, your dog, people driving slow etc.
i do that alllll the time
…your horses mane and tail are silky and smooth and your own is tied in a mess on your head
…your nails are more chipped and dirt-packed then your horses
…you spend more on riding clothes then normal clothes
…you get a paycheck and go “OH! I can finally buy those new reins” instead of paying the bills.
When You tell your friends you are taking your horse to the dance and not a boy.
-when your horse falls with you on it and you are more worried about if your horse is hurt rather than checking to see if you have any broken bones.
You shop for your horse more than yourself.
when you call your foal your baby
When you match youroutfit to how good it’ll look with your saddle pad.
You know you’re a horse lover when you have subscriptions to horse magazines instead of Vogue and Better Living.
when you kiss to a car to help it go
I love the “You broke up with your botfriend because your horse didn’t like him” I actually half did that; he slapped my horse on the nose so I broke up with him right there and told him he could walk home… Also, I LOVE using Main N’ Tail! It smells AMAZING and it makes my hair SOOOO soft!
you know you’re a horse lover when your truck &/or car is like a tack room/grooming stall on wheels with everything from bridles & bits, to brushes & sprays, leaving no room for other passengers!!!
…you have a hoof pick on ur nightstand.
You use the same brand soap as your horse.
… the first thing you do when your alarm goes off is go feed your horse because he is out there waiting and if your late he is going to be grumpy.
You know your a horse lover when you talk to your car when it acts up.
You know you’re a horse lover when you love the smell of the barn.
…you “canter” in gym class instead of run.
You make clicking noises instead of asking people to back up.
You know you’re a horse lover when all your T-shirts have horse stuff on them!
…you know you are a horse lover when your trailer is better furnished than your own home.
…when you always get into the car, your bike, etc., from the left
…when you save up money for a new horse rather than save up money to go to college.
Mine won’t work so, here are mine:
You know you’re a horse lover when……
If you won a snazzy new sports car in the lottery, you’d trade it for a pickup truck with a towing package,
You’re significan other[I don’t have one!] says it’s me or the horses, and you file a divorce straight away, and:
Your paycheck barely covers your grocery bill, but all your horses eat premium foods! lol! Well, hope yu like them!
…when you use a dandy brush to wipe dirt off your truck
When you’re just happy to be around horses whether its in hot or cold weather.
…. when you’re friends get fashion magazines and the only magazine you get is Horse Illustrated and Young Rider.
The one thing you always get excited about is anything to do with horses.
when you go to a wedding with riding boots on.
…. When you sit in a 2-point position on the marry-go-round and click your tongue to make it go faster, not noticing the people who are staring. 🙂
…everything on your Christmas/birthday wish list is horse-related.
…when someone asks you what’s you favorite color, you instinctively think of your favorite horse coat color.
…when you’re riding a bike, you pretend you’re on a horse instead; doing things like “jumping” over sidewalk cracks, “barrel racing” around trees, and things like that.
…when summer break starts, you think, “Yay! It’s finally horse show season!!” instead of “Yay! Vacations and pool parties!!”
🙂
When you don’t mind picking up some extra chores at the barn over the weekend so that you get an extra day to spend some time with your horse!
you would rather go trail riding then go to Hawaii!
when your nails alwyas have dirt under them
you know when your a horse lover when you have 113 toy horses in your room, border of horses, you would rather muck out stalls than feed cows, and when you get up in the morning just to hear your special friend nicker.
when you see a cow field and wonder how great it would be to gallop on it.
OR
when you and your horse use the same shampoo.
. . . you’d sleep in a barn rather than your own bed!
…you say “whoa” and cluck absentmindedly to your dog
…your laughter often starts with a high pitched whinny
…Your Constantly thinking , hay, that would make a good show name.
When you neigh and snort just like your horses and you do sleep in the barn next to their feeding area:)
When you would rather Ride than do anything else/
… When you go to look for your credit card in your pocketbook, you find peppermints and a hoof pick instead
… when on your planner, you write your horse’s name instead of your boyfriend or crush’s name.
… when you can relate every conversation someone has with you to something about your horse or the barn.
…you eat the same kind of cookies as your horse without any problem
…you cry when you see your horse get a shot, and yet you could care less about your child getting one
…you refer to your horse as your child
…you care more for the cleanliness of the stall than your room
…you have National Velvet moments and make paper horses
…the librarian automatically knows what kind of book you are getting
when you looking at horse breed books when you are at school and you are supposed to do your history.
…you can name 30 breeds of horses off the top of your head, but the only thing you come up with for supper is oats.
You know when you’re a horse lover when you fall asleep while riding your horse and the excuse you give is because it is more comfortable than your own bed.
When the only thing you read is about horses, and when you draw the only thing you can think of drawing is a horse(even though you’re pathetic at drawing).
…you always wear a bracelet with your horse’s name on it
…you can easily rememeber your horse’s birthday, but it takes you awhile to remember your friends’ or family’s
…you would rather study a dressage test than study for a test at school
…when you won’t go to a college unless your horse comes with you
…while your friends want Hummers or Lamburginies, you want a pick-up truck and a horse trailer
…you hear your friend wants a Mustang, and you immediatly get excited over a mustang
….Your favourite U.S. State is Philidelphia just because it abbreviates to ‘filly’!
…You can put up with your ornery pony, but not an ornery relative!
…You think oats with molasses are pretty good and eat some in front of your horse to tempt her!
…You use ‘quick as the crack of a whip’ as an expression to say the Olympic sprinter is fast
…You hear barrel of laughs and think of barrel racing and feed barrels
…You use ‘human’ in place of ‘people’ in school papers!
*You mix up equation with equatation.
*You refuse to put your hair up that way it will still fit in a show bun.
*When all girls have cosmogirl, you have horse illustrated
*Youd rather use a curry than a curling iron.
*you are to busy cleaning stalls and tack,so your rooms a mess.
*When someone says cutback on something you run and get your saddle.
*One day at the barn is in your daily conversation.
*Your Boyfriend said it was him or the horse, You miss him sometimes, but you know you have your horse!
…you refer to feeding the horses as “feeding the kids”
…your horses are your kids
…everything on your Christmas list is horse-related, even the socks
…your idea of a great shopping trip is a trip to Horse Town or Tractor Supply
…you drop everything you are doing when Horse Illustrated arrives
…your boyfriend/girlfriend understands when you have to postpone a date for some riding before the weather gets bad
…you have tried to eat hay and failed
…all of your school projects are horse-related
Haha I love reading these! They’re so funny!
You know you’re a horse lover when your horse gets a pedicure once a month while your nails are filled with horse dust.
You know you’re a horse lover when your horses blanket cost more than your comforter.
You know you’re a horse lover when your idea of a beauty pageant is a horse show.
You know you’re a horse lover when your horses show halter cost more than your wedding dress.
You know you’re a horse lover when you find more hay and grain in your car than trash.
when you get new shoes and you have ware them in the barn to make them yours
you only buy things that could double as horse items.
Your a horse lover when you rather spend more money on your horse then yourself
When you cluck to your car and wonder why it won’t go.
When your local tack store lets you have employee discounts because your there so often, but you don’t remember what the supermarket looks like except the veggie section.
you head to the barn instead of the car when you know you’re late for work.
…you know the local feed and tack shop like the back of your hand, and yet negotiating the supermarket requires a map.
…you have tried to eat your horse’s treats to see what they taste like.
…you have to tell your horse that it is an open relationship, especially if you work at a barn.
…When you talk to your horse more than your friends.
…When you hear your friend talk casually about a plane as ‘flying’, yet you think of two definitions: jumping and being bucked off
…When the word dumped means to your friend: a bitter boyfriend break-up (alliteration :)) To you: Your horse bucked you off or dumped a pile of manure!
… you hold out your hand like you have a treat to your dog.
You spend more on a bottle of fly spray for your horse then you do a bottle of perfume for yourself!
…you have successfully taught your dog to back up
…your friend wants a certain color of horse, and you know exactly which breed she/he means
Almost every Christmas Present you got has to do with horses!
. . . you made a facebook page for your horse!
These are great
You know your a horse lover when … you go to the barn more than the mall.=]
your a horse lover when you name your show haulter. 🙂
I love it, I laughed my butt off
Maybe this….You know you’re a horse lover when in really bad weather you are almost seriously thinking about how you can bring them in the house. 😉
when you wrap your horses blanket around you to keep you warm at a competition in the winter and you eat carrots to settle the nerves…
…you name every horse stuffed-animal after the horse you own..
When you used to “longe” your dog in the backyard and make sure he/she was on the right lead before you let them stop.
…when your mad at your sister u get out your whip.
… you`re morse money is put tword you`re than put tword you.
you go to the hair salon and with out thinking have your hair dyed and highlighted the same color as your horse.
…when you accesorize your hairstyle with pieces of hay
… when all your freinds are talking about the new heels and flats they want for christmas and all you can think of are the new muck boots in ther tack shop window.
…you cluck to your car when you merge onto the highway
i got a good man,got a good Truck,got a good Dog,and I GOT 24 GREAT HORSES !!!! what more could a girl ask for !!!!
…when you are giving directions to someone and you refure to their near or off side.
…when you wish you could put your kids on the hot walker to exercise them.
…you have to get a second job to pay for your food because you spend all your money on the horse.
…when you tell the kids to stay our of the apples because you bought them for the horse.
…when u find fuuny horse jokes and have to tell then to your family but first you must wright them down so you have them for later.
You know when you are a horse lover when your horse is injured and you sleep out in the barn to keep her company.
When you say “Good boy” and pat your husband on the neck when he does something for you.
Laugh out loud! those are so cool! I am totally a horse lover! GO HORSE CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…When the new horse in the barn is your new boyfriend
when your your friend says i havve a dog i go haha i got a horse i win!
You think about all the possibilities of what your horse can do rather than yourself.
…refer to your horse as your baby boy/girl
-when you hear somebody say “My favorite horse color is brown.” and your like “What?”
-when you forget you’re in math class and day dream about riding
-when you ride your bike automatically you start to post and two-point if there’s a big bump
-when you care more about the horse’s personality and happiness than the horse’s showing ability
when you click to your bike to make it go faster…
… WHEN YOUR SISTER IS READING THE LATEST FASHION MAGAZINE AND YOU’RE READING THE LATEST HORSE ILLUSTRATED
…when you name all of your beautiful, amazing high heel shoes after the horses on your fave horse T.V.show.
(I do that! I am in grade 9. I have 8 pairs of high heel shoes in my locker at school. They are named after the horses on the Heartland. their names are Spartan, Pegasus, Slick, Betty, Shorty, Sugar foot, Diva Girl, and Apollo. the two things i love most in he world are horses and shoes. so since i can’t have a horse then i have shoes named after horses!)
…when your a 14 year old girl and all your friend are boy crazy but your horse crazy! You would rather have a horse then a boyfriend any day!
… When your friends can’t find you at the mall because you changed your mind and decided to go riding instead.
You know you’re a horse lover when you…….
Cluck to the person in front of you in the checkout line at wal-mart to make them go faster.
when you say mares and stalions instead of girls and boys
You know you’re a horse love when….
You walk your dog and tell him to hoe instead of stay
You know you’re a horse lover when…you cluck to your dog to make him walk faster on his walks.
You know you’re a horse lover when:
-you r watching a movie with your friends and they say, “o that actor is sooooo hot” and you say “i like his horse” or “his horse is soooooo pretty!” or you criticize the way he rides.
-the day of prom your friends spend all day getting ready, and you only spend an hour because you were at the barn the whole day
You have a terrible fall and your only concern is if the horse is okay.
when your parents wont let you own a horse, so you buy everything else…saddle, halter, bridle, dandy brush, lead rope, curry comb, hoof pick, girth…everything!
When your parents wont let you own a horse, so you use your brushes on your cat or dogs (i’ve tried it on my cats, they LOVE the dandy brush…haven’t tried the others)
You know you’re a horse lover when. . .
. . .your dog’s leash is a lead rope.
. . .on prom night, you’re comparing your hair to your horse’s mane or tail.
. . .you’d rather much out a stall than clean your room.
nice kailynn been there done that.
you know your a horse lover when…
you go on vacation and you forget your pjs and sneakers, but bring your riding clothes and boots.
when you go on a trip and not only send your friends a postcard, but your horse one as well.
you have more horse hair on you then you do your own hair
… when you accidentaly cluck to your freinds and parents to make them hurry up or move over!
When you get excited when you drive past the tack shop.
You know you’re a horse lover when:
– You can always find a bit in your dishwasher.
– You find human hair in your food and it makes you gag, but horse hair goes down just fine…
– Your first sign of spring isn’t seeing a robin, it’s seeing a fly.
You know you’re a horse lover when:
-you are more concerned on how your horse looks at a show, than how you look.
-all of your money goes to the farrier than to your manicure.
-you’d rather be with your horse more than anywhere else.
-you are more concerned with how you and your horse go on a round, than what everyone else thinks about it.
-you’d rather muck than clean your room.
That’s all for now folks! Hope you liked ’em!
You know you’re a horse lover when…
-All your history reports are about famous horses, not people
-When you tell your friends “Guess what?”, they answer “Your horse?”
-you cluck to make your bike go faster
-The only time you come in to watch TV is when the Kentucky Derby’s on
-You’d rather go to the tack store than the mall
-You’ve read every horse book in the library about 5 times each
You know you’re a horse lover when…
-you call a Dalmation an Apaloosa and a red dog Sorrel
-you wish they would come up with a horse scented soap
-your room is completely full of posters, Breyers, and any other horse related object you can find
You know your a horse lover when…
..You want to stop your freind to ask him something, so you step infornt of him and say “Whoa”
..You cluck and tap the side of someone to move them over.
..Your horse cuts himself and you make sure its disenfected and bandaged. You get a cut so you just slap on a bandaid.
……you know you’re a horse lover when you’d rather muck stalls then clean your room
…… when you tell your friend to whoa
…… when you see an open field and plot out where you’d put the barn.
…… when you’d rather be at the stall then at the mall
…… when your idea of a good vacation is not doing stalls
-Your favorite fruit is a cantaloupe becasue it sounds like canter-lope
-You either hate a carosel because it goes to slow, or love it becasue you get a free ride
-you see a dog jump a fence and wish he was bigger and had room for a bit
-your room is almost like a tack room
-you brush your cat or dog with a dandy or body brush
-you wonder what a bit feels like
-you dislike horse racing
-your good luck charm is a horseshoe
-you do track and love the hurdles
-your parents plan on moving, and you demand a barn on the property
-you come up with senarios in your head on how you can get a horse
~ You think about feeding your horse before you even think about what you’re having for dinner.
-you talk to your horse more than your family
-you get excited about going to tack stores but the mall is a chore
-all of your shoes are muddy and you don’t care
-you wear your riding boots with spurs on them to school
-your shower is when you give your horse a bath
-your email address has your horse’s name in it
You know you’re a horse lover…
– when you cluck at people so they’ll move.
– when you try to longe your dog instead of going for a walk.
-You call your little sister your horse’s name
-You gallop during a soccer game
-take a dog over a jump
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When u spend ur whole summer (everyday) with horses instead of ur friends!
you say woah to your sisters dog and mom
when your idea of a best friend has 4 legs, mane and tail, and a fuzzy nose!
…your horses are better groomed than you are.
…your horses see the vet for a smallest of scrapes and you won’t go to the doctor for pneumonia.
…Your horse blankets are in better shape than your clothes.
…your horses are fed a four course meal and you can’t remember the last time you ate something that you didn’t “grab at the last minute.”
if when your riding a bike you start trying to calm it down when a big logging truck comes by.
…When you mistaken 3.14 (Pi) with 14.2
…When you use the excuse “My horse ate my homeework”
…you walk around on a sprained ankle, but your horse gets a stone bruise and the farrier will be there in ten minutes
~ The only thing you talk about is your horse
~ Your screensaver is a Friesian
~ Your only shoes are boots
~ Most of your closet is made up of riding clothes
~ You feed your horse before yourself
~ You tell your bike to canter and 2 point going over a bike jump
~ You spend most of your day practicing for a show
~ You cluck to people to make them move
…you use as much horse product on yourself as on the horse.
you know your a horse lover when…
people groan when you say guess what.
…when everyone tells you to be quiet everytime you talk about horses
You know you’re a horse lover when…
You consider the smell of horses, hay, and manure “perfume”.
You’re laugh starts to sound like a “neigh”.
When you are riding your bike really fast, you automatically get into jockey position.
When your favorite perfume is your horse’s smell!
Funny
When you walk into the Barn….just the smell of the horses and the Barn automatically takes all the stress away.
You know your a horse lover when you say that your favorite color is your favorite horse color.
All your friends say that you are obsessed with horses.
You do anything for horse lessons.
Your best friend and you talk about horses when you see eachother.
You gallop in crosscountry.
You check “you know your a horse lover” every day.
Your favorite songs are about horses.
All you watch on TV is horse races and horse shows.
You know you’re a horse lover when…
…you fall asleep more easily in the hayloft than in bed.
…all of your clothes have been considered “barn clothes” at some point.
…your horse has more grooming supplies than you do.
…you’re more worried about your horse getting sick than yourself.
You…
-intentionally ask a non-horse person what a baby horse is called, then laugh when they say ‘pony’
-you laugh when your non-horsey friend says ‘I like brown, tan, and white colored horses…no, I like paint colored horses’
you complain about every thang but yourhorse
you know you are a horse lover when you freeze in the winter, but your horse has the warmest coat money could buy.
YOu know your a horse lover when…
You show up at your friends pool party in riding clothes because you took too long at the barn.
…you start clucking your tongue when your friends are walking to slow.
You can name the first horse you had and everyone after that but your kids answer to hay you cause you get them mixed up.
You know your a horse lover when you tell your friends about all the horses at the barn.
All you talk about is horses.
You have 8 zillion horse online games.
You don’t pay $$ for a dog groomer, you use a curry comb instead.
When your parents think your studing for school, you are studying horses.
… WHEN YOUR MORE WORRIED ABOUT A YOUR HORSE CATCHING A COLD THAN YOURSELF
….you start clicking to your cat.
Haha SWIFT, everything you said is true about me, lol.
My family is probably sick and tired of hearing about the horses at the barn I work at, lol.
When you walk out the door in the morning to walk the dog and it’s your horse at the end of the dog leash walking down the road.
i love this article and id rather clean a stall than my own room! ha
You know you’re a horse lover when…
…Your favorite smells are horsehair and manure.
…One of your best buds is 1200 lbs.
You know you’re a horse lover when you tell misbehaving kids that if they don’t smarten up, you’ll give them a Mexican tattoo. And they know you’re dead serious. (If you don’t know what a Mexican tattoo is, then you’re an English rider. It’s made by spurs!)
when, your mates ask ,u of 2 the yard bofore, can u go out today, n ur answer is always ,of 2 the yard
your best friend has 4 legs n a mane n tail
when your mates ask how are you n you answer ___(horses name) is so happy n frisky today.
you say gease what n your mates say your horse
when you can tell your horse anything but your friends only know about your horse
i am priity much every comment written lol
You know when your a horse lover when you start to laugh it sounds like a horse, you always are on the lookout for horses when you going anywhere, and you love the smell of horse.
You know you’re a horse lover when…
You know the vets number by heart, and you have to look your husband’s numberup.
when you people ask how your kids are and you include your horse as one of them!
you luv the smell of horse and wish sum1 wud make it in2 perfume
you know your a horse lover when your jacket pockets are filled with horse tream crumbs all the time
you see a pasture and thik its boring because theres no horses in it!
you know your a horse lover when you 2 year old wakes up a 5 am and say to you ” time to go feed and clean stalls and pastures
You know your a horse lover when you you refer to skipping as cantering.
the only thing you know how to draw is a horse
You know you’re a horse lover when you can spot a horse trailer from 10 miles away
you want to go to the barn but not to school or the store.
when you remember your horses birthday but not you kids
You spend a lot of money on a trip to Europe and end up spending most of your time watching horses.
when you get your horse new clothes but not you kids
my horses stalls are always 60 times cleaner than my room!!!!!!
My hair totally depends on my helment
….when you take “you look like a horse” as a compliment.
…you decide to blow off school and vacation because your horse was acting “off”.
You speeze your fourwheeler to make it go.
You tell your friends “Ehh!” when they do something wrong.
You know the arena better than your house.
Worry more about your saddle getting rained on than you.
Tie your dogs in slip knots.
when you share your coffee with your horse in the mornings
when you treat your bike as a horse
-You start to cry if a horse dies on TV or in a movie; You also cry if your horse is scared, hurt or sick (Yes, I’m a big baby when it comes to my horse!
-When you are forced to take a shower, you shout “My horse doesn’t care what I look/smell like!”
-You ramble to your non-horsey friends about a horse-know-it-all who pronounced gelding as gledling and they whispered to each other “Do you know what she’s talking about?”
-You still have all your model horse (even the My Little Ponies) because you can’t bare to part with them.
-Your non-horsey friends laugh at you because you carry horse-treats in your pocket everywhere you go because “You never know when you might meet a horse who looks like he wants a treat”.
-Your friends sometimes catch you taking nibbles of horse treats.
-If you see a horse in a pen you’ll make your family stop the road-trip while you go pet it and give it a treat.
My horse’s chestnuts were over-grown so I pulled them off and framed them!
when u say whoa to ur friends insted of telloing the to stop
* You’d rather watch a horse show than watch Housewives
*Your wallet is full of pictures of your horse, not one of your boyfriend!
* You’d rather spend your money on tack for your horse than clothes for yourself
*The smell of horse manure makes you smile
*You’d rather be on a horse than in a mall
*Your best friend is four legged
so true when you have them living in your room
your favorite pair of shoes are your boots
…if all you ever talk about is horses.
…the best perfume would smell of your horse and the barn
…when its more fun cleaning your horses stall than your room. my mom doesnt understand that one at all. ahaha
…when your horse is spotless and sporting the latest in fly gear but you don’t have time for a shower and have to buy your clothes at Goodwill and WalMart because you spend all your money on horsey stuff.
You plan your life around your horse
..when your nick name is your horses name
You are a horse lover when… You can not stop thinking about them, always want to be around them, and “live” in your barn.
When you tell your dog to whoa, walk, trot, and Canter, also gallop.
you cluck to your car when you want it to go faster
When your garage and car smell so much only you can stand it
you know your a horse lover when you are posting on a carousel.
this is so true!
u know ur a horse lover when…. ur horse had a bad run and the first thing u think is how the next run will go. when… u loose a barrel race by a fraction of a second and say “oh well, we tried our best, we’ll get em’ next time”
Your a Horse Lover… you can tell what color a horse is going 70 on the interstate
You know you’re a horse lover when….people ask you how your horse is before they ask you about yourself and family.
…you prefer the barn to your room
…you bring your horse as a chaperone to your dates
…you think people smell funny if they don’t smell like horse
…it’s normal to have horse hair on your clothes and muck on your sneakers
…your hangout area is the hayloft in the barn
…you spend more time picking out tack and grooming supplies then your church clothes
…the only way you passed math is because you incorporated horses
…you ask your horse if they like the band/singer ____ and they answer
…the only way to get you out of bed is if someone says your horse got hurt and needs immediate medical attention
…your horse is the date to the dance
…the horses are first on your emergency contact list
…before leaving for a vacation you get someone to watch the horses before the kids
…you only like polo shirts because of the horse and rider logo
…you ask your horse for boyfriend advice
…you list your horses as your parents on Facebook
…your horse helped pick out your prom dress/tux
…you changed the lyrics from “It’s Raning Men” to “It’s Raining Studs”
…your violin bowstring is hand made
…you can ride a horse asleep
…you refer to mom and dad as “Dam and Sire”
…your first child was named after your first horse
…when the fire department asks to use your horses for the parade
…your real estate agent tells you how large the barn and pastures are rather then the house
You know your a horse lover when…You click at people in the mall because they are in your personal space
You know your a horse lover when…You tell your dog to WHOA when he pulls you on the leash
You know your a horse lover when…You spend more time in the barn then you do in your house
You know your a horse lover when…You don’t hesitate to run to the feed store but getting groceries is a huge chore
You know your a horse lover when…You are concerned about your horse’s diet and nutrition, but you don’t care about yours
You know your a horse lover when…You own more pairs of boots then flip flops
You know your a horse lover when…You spend tons of money on riding clothes, but you can’t stand buying dress clothes
You know your a horse lover when…You talk to your horse more than your family
You know your a horse lover when…All of your profile pics are of your horse not you
You know your a horse lover when…Your horses mane and tail is shampooed and conditioned but you don’t remember the last time you washed yours
You know your a horse lover when…Your refer to your horses stall as his condo
You know your a horse lover when…You enjoy the smell of fresh cut hay
You know your a horse lover when…You spend more money on tack then furniture
You know your a horse lover when…You buy your horse Christmas gifts
…your main wardrobe consists of paddock shoes and jeans!
you know your a horse lover when:
1. your willing to spend more money on your horse than yourself.
2. when you turn down your non-horse friend’s invite to go shopping because your riding that day.
3. when you go to the store and buy the jumbo bag of carrots.
4. when you tell your horse,” i love you, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite!” before you go to sleep.
5. if your dream is to have a house barn.
1. when u bug your parents every day to set up ridding lessons
2.when you work at your stable all day to pay for your riding lessons
3.when you would rather go shopping for your horse then go to the mall
I certianly know when you’re horse lover!!! Symtoms are…
1. You wear a riding helmet when you go biking.
2. You’re jeans are never washed.
3.You’re styles are horsey.
4. You wear riding boots to town.
that is very true for me when it comes down to either hitting D&B than finding a skirt at Macy’s when i shop for clothes
you know your a horse lover when
1.your husband is the one complaining about the rotting smell in the fridge after you freaked out at the damp hay in the far west corner under exactly three bales beside the missing shampoo
2.when you realize that the hints that your parents have been accidentally dropping lead to a 30$ horse
3.when you are more concerned about the scratch your horse has in his ear than the scratch you kid just got when he fell off his bike
4.you ask if you can go home after all the horses in the fair parade horses walk by
5.when you call your horse Baby as if he won’t go to sleep until you give him a goodnight kiss
You know you’re a horse lover when you wake up in the morning and can’t figure out how there is hay in your shirt.
…You callyour dog the name of your horse
You’re a horse lover when…
You’re room has hay on the floor.
You’d rather eat oats for dinner.
You wash your horse but not the bathroom.
You sweep the stalls but not you’re kitchen.
But there’s a lot more things!!
You know your a horse lover when…your sick and your horse is injured and you would rather be outside with her in the freezing cold than inside getting better!
You know you are a horse lover when a knight in shining armor rides up to you and you say, “Oh, your horse is so beautiful! What’s it’s name?”
I love this! It’s not exactly what i do… But pretty close!
your a horselover when you come home from a date in a dress and cowboy boots and head staight to the barn to ride bareback in the moonlight.
These are great…especially the one about walking behind your car!
your a horse lover when your eyes are glued out the window trying to admire all the horses as you drive by not even paying attention to the road.[and or]you won’t date a guy unless he loves horses.
You know when you’re a horse lover when,
1. You’re blanket is a horse blanket.
2. You spend $300 on your horse, and $3 on your kids.
horselover when ….. you share your drink and snack with your horse.
You know your a horse lover when…
you give your horse your lunch on a trail ride!!
You spend more time iwth your horse than your family!!!
When you take only one bite of your snack and your horse gets the rest.
when… your friends ask you why you almost always smell like horse you answer,”I’ts my favorite perfume, I wear it as often as I can.”
when your favorite store is the local tack shop and everyone who works there knows you by name.
when you spend more money on breeches and boots than clothes.
When…………….You make sure that your cinch is spotless…………but forget that your jeans are covered with mud.
…..you cancel our docter apt. just so your horse can go to his vet check up:)
When… you stay up all night with a sick horse but when your family has the flu you tell them suck it up!
-the first thing you think when you see an open field is what a great pasture that would make or how far you could gallop
-your horse gets a scratch from the fence and you panic, but you’ll ride with a sprained ancle, broken ribs, etc.
-your jeans all end up with huge holes from riding too much
-you go through boots within 6 months
-you ask your mom for an apple and your mom says no the horses can’t have it
-the first sign of spring isn’t a robin but a fly
when you ride to forget but never forget to ride.
…when golf courses seem like a waste of pasture.
…when you cluck to and whoa your car.
…when you skip school because you feel like crap but then go ride.
…when teh only reason your in any clubs is if you can somehow get horses involved
…when you would rather get new boots than a cell phone.
…when people in school and your family know you as the horse girl.
…when you have to look through 10 pairs of jeans tryin gto find a pair that isn’t covered in horse hair or dirt.
…when your best horsey friends little brother answers the phone by saying, “They can’t go riding.”
…when you will waste a hour to 2 hours of the school day looking up horse things.
when you where your riding boots more that your other shoes.
someone says Congress and you ask if they watched the reining or the barrel racing.
the only reason your high heels are still clean is because they are hard to ride in.
when you use your horses as a dressing room in the field
…when you’re known as the Hoss Lady!
When your tack room is a dressing room.
-when you look at the conformation of drawings of horses, comment on how the rider’s heels are up, and how the reins are attatched to the horse’s chin
-your parents learned how to wake you up easily: they say “your horse is loose/sick/injured/hungry!”
and you leap out of bed
-at sleepovers you go to bed early because you have to get home and feed the horses at 7:30
-you run a background check on anyone who takes care of your horses while you’re on vacation
-you say “here” and sit down when you turn your car
-you hiss at your car to make it go faster
– When you say “walk on!!!” to the schoolmate in front of you because they aren’t doing a working walk!
you know your a horse lover if you think your breeches are more comfortable than your favorite pair of pants.
When there is a storm or a tornado warning you worry more about you horses and barn than you do about the humans and house.
You’d rather shovel stalls than clean your room…
When you wonder why Santa say ‘ho ho ho’…wouldnt that make his reindeer stop?
When you try and pull back on the steering wheel of your car to slow it down.
When you jump your dogs and cats because you can’t jump your horse.
When your horse wears better clothes than you do.
-you work harder on horse-work than homework or housework!!
-your horse has more ‘oufits’ than you do
-you cluck or kiss at your car to make it go
-you would totally let your horse(s) sleep in your room if you had the option
-you spent more on your new show saddle than your car !
-the only thing you care about when picking jeans is if you can ride in them.
-you wash your dogs you say ‘easy’ when they fidget.
-you tell your dogs to ‘walk on’ when you take them for a walk.
…when you take a bite out of a carrot after your horses does.
…you want someone to go do something and you click or kiss at them.
…. youre walking your dog and when you want them to stop you say ‘whoa’.
…while all the other seven year olds played with Barbies, you played with Barbie’s plastic horse.
…your boyfriend is jealous of your horse.
…when your horse’s dinner takes longer to prepare than yours.
…when someone asks how you broke your arm, you say “My horse bucked me off.” and you wonder why they ask you if you still ride. Of course you do!
…your horse gets bitten, and you panic, but when your husband is called into the hospital, you tell him to give you an hour to finish riding.
…when your scratch your arm on the fence, but let it bleed because you cannot let your horse wait for his grain.
…when you left for the barn, you stuck your hair in a messy ponytail, but you spend three hours grooming your *spotless* horse.
…you spend over a hundred dollars for your horse’s birthday gifts, but go out and buy a $10 gift for your friend.
…your coat is six inches too small, but your horse has a top of the line, name brand winter turnout blanket…that he wears in his stall.
…when you make your dad wait two hours in the cold while you finish grooming your horse.
…you tell your friend, “Guess what?” and they roll their eyes and then answer, “Yes, you told me four times. Your horse got a new saddle.”
…you finish working at the stable and you’re covered in grime, but beg to stay another hour or two.
…your horse just ran you over, but you freak out if the horse is okay, refusing to answer anybody until the vet is called.
…when you get a tattoo of a cute d-ring snaffle bit.
…when you and a fellow equestrian nerd rage out about horses.
…when you look at grass and think “ooo that would be yummy for them”
…when you do not want to vacation in Hawaii because your horses can’t go.
… when click to everyone for them to move faster
… when you go on trips, you collect peppermints for your horses
… you have more jodphurs than any other pair of pants in your closet
… you take better of your show coat than you do your best dress
… you carry around a horse shoe for good luck
… you go beserk whenever you see a horse trailer
… you skip a date to go to the barn
… you dream during work to get home to the barn
… on your grocery list, when you write apples and carrots, they’re meant for the horses and not the family
Anytime i read this to my friends, they laugh and say this is just like me… go figures
… instead of running somewhere you canter
… when you have to stop by every horse tack store
… when you drive down the rode and see a huge meadow you think “my horses would love that”
… Instead of taking notes for class you find yourself doodling horses
… When you would rather sit and watch your horse graze then see you friends
~ When your mom offers to take everyone to Disneyland and you tell her you would rather stay home and go riding
~ When your mom can’t find you she knows your outside with your horse
~ When your horse knows more about you then your best friend
~ When you take more pictures of your horse than yourself (and the pictures of yourself are with your horse)
~ When you understand your horse better than you understand guys…….LOL
~ When days you know you can go riding you get up super early to get in all the riding you can and during the school week you have a hard time getting up
~ When your mom gets upset you missed dinner because you were out riding
~ Your purse has horse treats in it
~ When in the middle of the night you sneak out to the pasture and find your horse because you forgot to tell them goodnight and you can’t sleep
~ Your horse has been friends longer with you than anybody else
~ When you have a problem you go talk to your horse and THEN go talk to your parents
~ You can ride in anything
~ When a cute guy walks by you totally don’t care but your heart skips a beat when you see a Beautiful horse
~ You really don’t care if you have a boyfriend because you already feel loved enough by your horse
~ You get fashion advice from your horse
~ You know the hardest thing about riding………..is the ground
~ If your mom didn’t mind, your horse would totally be in the house
~ after riding you have leafs and twigs in your hair, mud on your boots, and covered in sweat and dirt
~ You always sign your name with your horses name
Kaylee and Cocoa
When you eat your horse’s grain.
…all you dream about is horses.
…your life is centered around your horses.
…you feel like ringing a person’s neck when they say horses are dumb animals.
…your mom makes you clean your room because horse hair is everywhere, but you say you like it like that.
…your walls are covered with horse pictures and posters.
…at least 10 times a day you mention horses or anything to do with horses.
…you wake up in the morning and feed your horses before feeding yourself.
…you say a pray every night for yours and all the horses and horse-related animals in the world.
…in your school locker, their are pictures of your horses, covering your family pictures.
…at night, you are free, and horses are all around you, happy and healthy.
…you try so hard in this ‘Submit a Comment’ to try and get all the horse-related comments in one go.
When oyu don’t want to take a shoer ’cause it’ll wash the horse smell away!
When you don’t want to take a shower after you’ve been at the barn ’cause it will wash the smell away!
…you know your a horse lover when all you can think and talk about how great,cute,funny,etc things your horse did and the person your talking to is no longer making eye contact at all! Funny thing is …I keep talking about my horse anyway.
-you can’t understand why your parents object to keeping your tack in your room
-you wear your horse’s flyspray to keep the bugs away, and it also doubles as a nice perfume!
-you wear your new boots, spurs and belt buckle to church
-your friend says Mustang convertible and you try to figure out what the word convertible has to do with horses
-you say your cat is a paint
-you can’t go on a cruise because there’s an open show that weekend and you have to get your horse in shape
-your room is decorated with your old/broken tack
-you buy a jar of cinnamon applesauce for your horse because it won’t open up for wormer
-all non-horsey people who know you are scared to ask about your horse because instead of saying “Good” you say “Well, I just switched to a hackamore and she seems to be responding well, but now one of her hooves has a crack and I think I may have to call the farrier…” and then go on for another half hour
-your profile pic is of your horse
-when you are forced to go to the mall, you sign up for all the car raffles so that if you win, you can trade the sports car for a truck and trailer
You know your a horse lover when…..
-You think its adorable when your horse “Kisses” you on the side of the head.
-You say to your friend “My boyfriend is my horse.”
-You would rather spend time with your horse than with anything else.
you know your a horse lover when you walk into a barn with horses and run up to every stall and always has horse treats in you pocket where ever you go.
you know when your a horse lover when
-you have horse treats in your pockets were ever you go.
-your parents ask what you want for your birthday and you say “equiptment for my horse”
– you always say my horse comes first.
You know you are a horse lover when the barn smells normal and febreze smells bad!
You know you’re a horse lover when you say “neigh” instead of “no”….
You know you are a horse lover when all the other horse lover’s comments make perfect sense!
Your sick,are you well enough to go to school?
:No :r u kidding
are u well enough to clean your room?
:absoulutly not
r u well enough to ride?
:yes :absoulutly :of course
You know your a horse lover when you come home from the barn and people say you look and smell discusting but you think you look lovly.
You know your a horse lover when after you take a shower you think you can still smell the barn on you and then you think well I guess this doubles as perfume too!
You know your a horse lover when you talk to your horse like its your kid.
Well, I know I am a horse lover, because I have done all of these things.
when you get in your parents car and they say you stink but you can’t smell a thing
When your tack shed is cleaner then your bedroom.
When you would rather go for a walk with your horse insted of your family.<:}>
When your fav. Smell smells like manure to others but a wonderful scent to u
U can’t see the walls in your bedroom because there is too many horse posters up
…your husband pauses before kissing you and says “Do you have horse goobers on your lips?”
… when you talk about horses to much it annoys other people around you!
….when everywhere you go, you picture yourself riding in all those places.
when u would rather were a pair of jeans and a t-shirt to a wedding than a fancy dress.
I love these! Some are so funny!
…when your taking a test and all you can think about is your riding lesson at the end of the week.
when you don’t care if people talk bad about you, but if they say one word about your horse and world war3 starts!
when you accidently call your belt your girth. Yes, i HAVE done that before.
when you refer to your hair as your mane and your bangs as your forlock!
when you warn your friend about a wet footprint you accidentally say a wet hoof print. and yes i have done that
When you’re driving and the road gets bumpy so you start posting,
when you’re the only girl in town who would rather go to the local tack shop then the mall!
cuando tu novia te llama y le contesta relinchando giiggigig
You know you’re a horse lover when you have the entire 350-page Dover Saddlery catalog memorized!
When you treat your schoolbooks like dirt but your HI mags are in like-new condition;)
When your parents ask you what you want for your birthday and you give them a list of stuff for your horse and nothing that you would use for yourself!
You start clucking at people to get them to move
Cuando tu mujer te dice TUS CABALLOS o YO
jejejje y a el otro dia amaneces en las caballerizas jejeej
…You hate shopping, but when someone says they’re going to the tack shoppe you practically cling to their truck with you wallet in hand.
When a bite on the cheek, counts as a kiss.
These are so true! lol!
You accidentally refer to your ankle as a fetlock.
Make your horse beautiful just for a clinic!
when everyone thinks all you talk about is your horse and almost nothing else
when you only watch Bonanza because you have a crush on Micheal Landons horse.
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO NAME SOMEONE YOU KNOW THAT KNOW THAT DOESN’T HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH HORSES.
AND YOU CANT BECAUSE YOUR WHOLE WORLD IS HORSES AND YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE IS HORSE SHOW AND THE BARN AND TRAIL RIDES BUT NOT SCHOOL OR WORK.
…You always seem to go somewhere where there are horses
when you can watch the goriest bloodiest movies with out a thought but if your horse gets the a nick or cut just barley enough to bleed you faint. this happened to me just i didn’t faint. i worried myself sick.
YOU WRITE BARLEY IN STEAD OF BARELY
AND HAY INSTEAD OF HEY
You protect your horse from any danger even if you might end up getting hurt, when you tell your cousin that they cant mess with your expensive horse because they dont know how to handle one and arent responsible enough to take care of one, when you buy tons of stuff to keep them happy and healthy, when you spend three hundred dollars you earned working in the creek and getting muddy to get a vet to check and see if anything is wrong with her hoof and there was nothing wrong she just refused to let me pick her hoof and seemed like it hurt. But its allworth it in the end every ounce of money and time spent. I love you Buttermilk!!!!!!!
…you accidentally refer to your locker as a stall
Those are so cute, but so true. I also, say “Whoa” to the car, when I am driving.
You know when you are a horse lover when you can wait until the end of the day to go ride.
—- when you click your toung at people and ho go yo make them move
when you are reading this!
Your a horse lover when: Your standing on a fence, your heels will automatically go down!!!
… You’d rather ride your horse then have a friend over. Go to the barn instead of the movies. Have a sleepover with your horse instead of your friend. Muck out a stall instead of cleaning your room. And have various horse objects in your room, pictures, boots, old horseshoes, horse decor, etc.
…you are elated when a nice pair of jeans is ripped or stained because you just gained a new pair of comfortable riding jeans!
Excellent comments and all so true! lol!
when you spend more time with your horse then your boyfriend
when there is hay and grass in your hair and your shirt is covered in grain and water.
most of them are so true, however when i hit the brakes on my truck I actually say ‘easy girl’.
so true!i love it , they are so funny
This is exactly what I do! I love it!
….when you think about horses more than work or school
haha absolutely! I totally fit most of these!
… When you look at people and imagine what breed of horse they look like
when your mom says “your room looks like a stable!” and you take it as a compliment, or your mom says “your room looks like a stable!” and you take it as a insult. your stable is much more clean then your room!
The best make up a girl could wear is the dust from your horse!
I cluck at my dog to get him to go faster on walks, my jeans are permanently dusty, I scream at my sis when she rips my horse mags but carelessly stuff my school books in my backpack, I feel like I’m on top of the world when we discuss horses in class and nobody knows what the heck is going on!
Oh my! that is funny!!!!:):) who ever came up with that stuff earns my respect!:) some of those reasons are true about me, like, referring to my room as my stall,like cleaning the horses stall better than cleaning the house,etc. keep up the funny work!!!
hey Myranda, i do not know you, but i love, love, your comment!! And your right, the best makeup a girl can wear is dust on your face, and its pretty much the only makeup i wear! keep up the funny comments!:)
You cluck at animals in your way while driving (as if they could hear you anyway).
You don’t care if you don’t get any presents for you birthday or Christmas as long as you get to see your horse
You decide whether or not you like a stranger by what they are wearing, if they are wearing jodpurs and riding boots, you like them!
– When you will jump at the chance to look after someones old saddle
– When on a walk with your dog you want it to run you say “and canter”
– You hold your dog’s lead as if you are holding your reins
– You try your hardest to make all your school work relate to horses
– When you need to change schools you go to the one closest to your horse
– The one horse related question you can’t answer is what is your favorite breed cause you love them all
– When its your birthday and you get money, you always spend it on your horse.
– When you hear a song and instead of thinking of a guy you think of a horse.
– When you think of lifestyle you think of riding.
You know your kids’ friends by their horse’s names.
You know you’re a horse person when you cluck to your kids to get them moving.
When you’d rather pay outrageous rent to live in the run-down house across from your riding instructor’s barn than pay the same amount of rent to live in a beautiful two story house across town.
your refrigerator contains penicillin and syringes and there is a bottle of sheath cleaner on the counter
You know you’re a horse lover when.. your car smells like a stall and the back seat and trunk serve as a permanent second tack locker and feed room.
You know your a horse lover when…
Your tack room is cleaner then your room.
You know you’re a horse lover when…
you’d rather go to horse camp than have a birthday party with your friends. I love this!
you know your a horse lover when…when you’re annoyed you bare your teeth and stomp your foot and when you’re hungry you think of green pastures and you call boy colts,girls fillies,men stallions,and women mares
It starts to rain and all you can think is if your horse is warm enough
When your barn is cleaned up before the house
When someone mentions horsepower and you look around for the harness.
When you poke your sister in the ribs to get her to step over. I do that all the time, lol.
When someone mentions a mustang and you get excited, just to realize they meant the car, bot the horse.
that’s supposed to say not instead of bot. sorry. 🙂
when you cluck to humans.
When you take prom pics in your gown wearing cowboy boots with your horse before you do with your date
When your horse gets reiki for a bad back when you only get a hot bath!!
When your head is itchy instead of saying you think you have lice you say you think you have bots
When people think when you are talking about your boyfriend when you say “My boy”, but you are really talking about your horse.
you have 3 pairs o cowgirl boots and no high heels.
…when you drive past a field of horses, you stare out the window for as long as possible and yell at the driver to slow down!
when you use your mane brush as your hairbrush
when your refer to you as your horses name
That’s REALLY funny!! I’m laughing my head of right now.
You say “easy” to your dog to make her heel
When somebody starts to crowd you and you make herding motions and clucking sounds to them
I do that too!
Why don’t they have a down arrow on here so I can point to the comment below me?
You are a horse lover when you go and buy 100 dollars worth of stuff and when all you do is stay by your horses side and put her all the time!
I don’t really think that all the horse lover things up there are really that funny. You walk behind your car and touch it so it knows your there???!!!
I cluck and poke people in the sides when I want them to move over! Force of habit!
You kiss to get your siblings moving, and start pulling on the lead rope , only to discover its not there……
you sit down for a meal, and straddle your chair, without thinking about it
You say Whoa to keep inanimate objects from sliding or rolling when you walk away from them.
You stomp like your horse to shoo away flies.
When your horse has more hair products than you do.
When you say “Whoa” when you really mean to say stop.
When you touch your coworkers on the hip to get them to move over and they DO.
When you have more pictures of your horse than your kids
-when you are driving and someone tailgates you so you flip your rear wiper like it was a tail to let them know you are irritated
-you will break up with you boyfriend if your horse doesn’t approve
when your friends say,”whats that smell?” and you say,”what smell?”
When you have more pix with horses than with your friends!
When 90% of your profile pictures have your horses in them
The only time you’re not with your horses is when you’re in the hospital
When you wish that there was a horse barn smelling candle, because when you walk in the barn…what’s a better smell than that!!!!
When you start poking people in the ribs and saying “over” instead of “excuse me”.
You worry about your horse eating before you do
The Day you Realize that you have become part of the Herd
When your dog walks backwards quickly through a narrow space and you say, “Wow, look at that back up!”
When your dog walks backwards quickly through a narrow space and you say, “Wow, look at that back up!”
When your necklace is referred to as a bridal.
When…you notice that you center all of your school projects around horses.
when you say you have to go home and feed the kids. ( and you don’t mean the one’s you gave birth to!)
the only man in your life is your Stallion!!
Describing someones age as rising.
When Barn time is just going to see your best friend.
when you tell the car to whoa
When you pack a carrot in your lunchkit.
These are all me. LOL!!!
You go to the supermarket in your breeches and boots.
Your horse’s stable is spotless and your house is always a mess
You’re the only girl on your block whose favorite
You walk behind your car and touch it so it knows you are there.
You see a great looking guy riding a horse and only notice the horse.
You lean forward as your car goes over a speed bump.
The only shoes you have are covered in mud and manure.
You hurt your foot and tell your friends you came up lame.
You are elated when a nice pair of jeans is ripped or stained because you just gained a new pair of comfortable riding jeans!
You’d rather muck stalls than clean your house. shoes are a pair of muck boots
horsechannel has helped me learn so much!!!!!!!!!
you walk your dog with a lead rope instead of a leash
when shopping You size up possible new pajama Pants based on how well they would fit over show pants
When you cluck at your little cousins when you want them to move and you touch people’s shoulders when you want to walk around them.
When your brother and sister are fighting and you say, “Easy!”
When I train my dogs to respond to the same commands as my horses.
When you have better makeup in your one bed horse trailer than you do in your master bathroom
When you use the same brush as your horse.
Funny and most statements are true for me …lol
Or when you are walking your dog you say whoa to get them to stop. Or when you try to get people or dogs out of your way and you jab them and cluck.
When you make a clicking noise to make everything go
when your hair brush is an all-purpose brush
When you get along with horses better than people.
When you tell your dog to “whoa” and your horse to sit
When you come home from work and you don’t even go in the house – you just go out to see where your horse is and how his day was 🙂
somebody says “whoa” and you automatically stop
You click at people you want to move.
When you nudge people in the ribs and say “over” when they’re in your way
You say you are going to do a lead change when you move over a lane in your car.
these are so true!
You jab someone in the ribs when they run into you sideways!
When people make stupid horse jokes or say its easy your the only one not agreeing.
You’re WAAAY more excited about buying new tack then you are buying clothes.
… When your friends are walking slowly you cluck at them and make kissy noises
… You walk around your friend by holding your hand on their head so they know where you are at all times
… You canter instead of running everywhere and do flying lead changes around corners
… You post on carousels and complain that you can’t adjust the stirrups
When you use your horse call to get your husbands attention and get him to come to your current location!
you know your a horse lover when you get up at dawn to feed the horse, before you go to the bathroom or get dressed.
When your stuck behind slow people in the store and click to make them go faster
When you poke your friend in the ribs,and say “Over!”
when you “kiss” to call your dog!
When you win a free sports car in the lottery, you trade it for a truck with good towing capacity.
You know you’re a horse lover when you are supposed to be spelling “Haversian Canals”, but you accidentally spell it “Hanoverian Canals”
Your horses shoes are more expensive than your own.
soooo funny and toooo true!
“I ride, therefore I am” ~ Cate Crismani ™
You raise your hand and click if a person gets too close.
This is sooooo funny!!!! My favs are the one about the good looking guy and about the carrots in the stew!!!!!! HALRIOUS!!!!!!!!!! ????????????????????
You say whoa if your press on the gas to hard and give your car a pat to let it know that it’s ok. 🙂
Perfume is Horse for ever.
heck yes! i click at everything, like to get dogs and people to hurry up
If you want something to move you cluck at it.
When your friend ask you who’s your best friend and you say your horse
Very funny fact about a sign when you are a horse lover but true fact. Big commitment to take care of your horse. The fun on riding that giving to us is priceless experienced. There are price for it but worth it.
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your a horse lover when you tell people your therapist is your horse
when kids in the school hallway are slow and you cluck at them to get them going.
You study horse terms, but not those terms for your test tommorrow
you know you’re a horse lover when you get catalogs sent to your house just so you can look at tack you can’t afford.
Your Husband ask you what you want for your birthday and you tell him new stall mats!
It is when you have a lot of horse stuff and you want more, because you are a horse lover.
Your a horse lover when… Your belly hurts and your Dr says you have a case of colic or you need to go to the Dr but you went to the vet.
When you jump on your bike and say “Let’s mount up.”
You know you’re a horse lover when you keep your heels down when riding your bike.
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