I’d like to introduce you to my new mare, ___________________ (girl’s name). By looking at her you might think I paid _______________ (number) dollars for such a ______________ (adjective) horse, but actually I traded ______________ (number) ____________________s (noun) for her. I’ve been told that’s a real bargain for a horse registered with the ______________________ (type of candy bar) _____________ (item of clothing) Horse Society of ___________________ (country). I feel so honored! Usually these horses are only owned by people who work as a __________________ (occupation). Like most of her breed, my mare is primarily _______________ (color) with a mane that makes her look like ___________________________ (female celebrity). My mare’s tail is mostly _______________ (color). According to tradition, every ________________________ (holiday) I’m supposed to comb her tail and tie a _____________________ (vegetable) to the end. The rest of the time I keep it neat and tidy by shampooing it with ___________________ (beverage). I use a ________________________ (item of clothing) as a tail bag. My long-term goal is to take my mare to _____________ (city) where there will be a breed inspection. If my mare is good enough, she’ll be awarded a miniature ____________ (noun) to wear around her neck, symbolizing that she’s earned the status of ____________ (adjective) Mare. I will have to wait a while, because I have to save up __________ (number) dollars because the only way to get my mare to the inspection is by _____________ (type of transportation). And I have to pay ___________ (a fairy tale character) to handle her for the jury. I know it’s a lot of trouble, but owning such a rare mare is worth it!
kooooooollllllll
awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was GGGGGGGRRRRRREEEAAATTT!!!!!!!!
It is very funny!
it funny and made my day
This was very funny and made me laugh for a while.
wow that was FUN! 🙂
ok this page wont let me do anyting
Thanks for all the great libs- I love doing these!
this is hilarious!
oh totally, my mare looks exactly like that!! LOL!!!!! 🙂
love this it is go fun and funny
That was really cool! i like it alot. it was funny. i laughed my head off (still laughing)!!! but it was really nice though!
TRULY FUNNY!!! I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH THAT!!
some one tell me how to do this thing
how do you do this?
How do you do this I don’t understand….
I dont understand how to write the words. Or do you just print it??… 🙁
i guess u just print it…
I CAN’T FIGURE THIS OUT?!?!?! :/
LOL thats funny stuff!!!
I don’t get this!???
I don’t get it…
FUNNY
REALLLY FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
I love these. I have always done mad libs and my daughter now enjoys them. So this is neat to have a horse version.
can you write your own story with them?
I really like these
So apparently my horse looks like Lady Gaga and Snow White is my attourney?
I LOVE libs
I LOVE horses. I have a model horse website. It is called
http://www.shiningstarstable.webs.com
hahahah! Funny! This is mine:
I’d like to introduce you to my new mare, Sierra. By looking at her you might think I paid 42 dollars for such a blue horse, but i actually traded 600 cows for her. I’ve been told that a real bargain for a horse registed with the Mr.Goodbar Pants Horse Society of The USA. I feel so honored! Usually these horse are only owned by people who work as a nurse. Like most of her breed, my mare os primarily bay with a mane that makes her look like Britiny Spears. My mares tail is mostly gray. According to tradition, every halloween, I’m supposed to comb her tail and tie a carrot to the end. The rest of the time i keep it neat and tidy by shampooing it with beer. I use a hunt coat as a tail bag. My long term goal is to take my mare to Albany, were there will be a breed inspection. If my mare is good enough, she will be awarded a mini Bicycle, to wear around her neck, symbolizing she has earned the status of small mare. I will have to wait, while because i have to save up 10,000 dollars because the only way to get my mare to the inspection is by City Bus. and i have to pay cinderella to handle her for the jury. I know it’s alot of trouble, but ownining such a rare mare is worth it!
too cute
Haha these are funny!
Love these! Make me laugh everytime!
Olivia, that was
h i l a r i o u s !!!!!
oh may gosh I can’t stop laughing! I want Cinderella to take care of MY horse!
these can get to be too funny!!! gotta love ’em.
I printed this for my niece to do while she was in the hospital after she fell out of her apple tree trying to get a treat for her pony. She loves them!!!!!!
Lol! This was hilarious. Here’s what mine turned out to be:
I’d like to introduce you to my new mare, Genevieve. By looking at her you might think I paid 10 thousand million trillion dollars for such a colorful horse, but actually I traded 2 McDonalds for her. I’ve been told that’s a real bargain for a horse registered with the Snickers Pants Horse Society of Alaska. I feel so honored! Usually, only people who work as a shoemaker own these horses. Like most of her breed, my mare is primarily purple with a mane that makes her look like Taylor Swift. My mare’s tail is mostly blue. According to tradition, every Halloween I’m supposed to comb her tail and tie a Squash to the end. The rest of the time I keep it neat and tidy by shampooing it with Coke. I use a Blouse as a tail bag. My long-term goal is to take my mare to Venice where there will be a breed inspection. If my mare is good enough, she’ll be awarded a miniature horse to wear around her neck, symbolizing that she’s earned the status of Stinky Mare. I will have to wait a while, because I have to save up negative 10 billion dollars because the only way to get my mare to the inspection is by Submarine. And I have to pay Goldilocks to handle her for the jury. I know it’s a lot of trouble, but owning such a rare mare is worth it!